by lzadmin | Mar 18, 2013 | Life & Laughter
It’s the last prom dress I’ll ever buy. sniff sniff. And I’ve bought quite a few. Teen: Shopping for a prom dress with mom is such a drag nothin’ but hours of nag nag nag, I need her to finance this wispy little dress so I just smile...
by lzadmin | Mar 16, 2013 | Life & Laughter
Did you hear about the Lynchburg, Virginia teacher who used a Smart Phone lie detector app to find out which of her 3rd graders stole some Valentine’s Day candy? A lie detector app for your phone is only for F-U-N. Fun, people! Real lie detectors...
by lzadmin | Mar 12, 2013 | Life & Laughter
Conclave! Catholic Cardinals from around the globe are sequestered in a room until they decide on the next pope. And how do they communicate their decision to the world? Everyone knows the answer! Black smoke means no pope chosen. White means “we have a...
by lzadmin | Mar 10, 2013 | Life & Laughter
It’s the best of times–it’s the worst of times! Teenagers are fun! Teens keep you on your toes! Parents of teens enjoy complaining about their teens–and rightly so. Few of us are blessed with perfect children ( and please, if you have perfect...
by lzadmin | Mar 2, 2013 | Sassy Scholar
Some aphorisms are spot on! Others are just plain stupid, ridiculous because they are so clearly false and illogical! Hubby likes to spout trite sayings every now and again. I usually reply with a theatrical groan before pointing out why the saying is stupid. I think...