Grammarians have been known to do battle over the vagaries of comma placement. Syntax skirmishes, semi-colon controversy, and other punctuation persnicketiness can get downright nasty! Good thing this post is about other kinds of commas!
Writing, rewriting, editing, and creating all require comma skills.
1. First and foremost, writers must learn how to accommadate their physical needs. Be it a room with a view, a quiet nook, a desk, favorite coffee shop, or a designated chair, writing is best accomplished with a routine.
2. Often you must act like a commando when it comes to revising and editing. Blast all typos, vague language, and trite sayings.
3. Learn to summon your inner commadian during trying times. Hissy fits, meltdowns, and tantrums don’t solve problems. Finding the funny doesn’t either—but at least you can write a humorous blog about it!
4. Avoid a commakazi approach when pitching, querying, responding to an agent rejection, or replying to a troller. Thoughtful, professional, polite discourse and emails are a must. As for trollers, non-engagement is the only way to go.
5. Take time to engage in some commaraderie with folks on twitter and Facebook. Don’t neglect your friends either. Meet them for coffee and dinner…and try not to talk about your latest writing project.
6. Keep your dream to be comma millionaire novelist.playwright/screenwriter/poet/blogger to yourself.
7. Creating believable characters require the writer to be a commaeleon, portraying their emotions, intelligence, fears, joys, and ambitions with effective dialog and action.
8. Find someone to commaiserate with. We all need a venting buddy. Just make certain to end the bitchfest with uplifting thoughts for the future. If your ‘someone’ tells you to quit or give up find another.
9. Indulge in the art of comma sutra. Discover fresh ways to tell the story, find pleasure in finding the perfect word, and seek enjoyment in crafting the nuanced phrase.
10. Remember that the best word wizards practice alcommay. Transmuting strings of words into a riveting story demands patience and practice.
Now these are comma rules I think we can all agree on!
FYI: For a thorough look at actual comma rules, go to OWL at Purdue.
Related links: Rock Your Writing, Readin’ & Writin’
very helpful tips
Love this! Very funny… especially alcommay.
We all need a bit of word magic, right?!