Excuses, Excuses

Screen Shot 2016-01-09 at 7.07.21 PMPuleeeeze, writers.

As a high school language arts teacher I’ve heard every excuse in the book—many times over. Much to my students’ chagrin, I tear apart…um, I mean  kindly and logically explain how to overcome that excuse. ( Maybe this is why they don’t appreciate my wisdom until they’re in college. )

Warning: This blog may offend those writers thriving on excuses. I know, I know, many excuses are valid—death, dismemberment, disaster, disease, zombie apocalypse—however, most are just excuses.

Here’s the top excuses I hear from both writers and my students.

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New Year’s Writing Resolutions

New Years Writing Resolutions

  1.  Write every day.
  2.  Fall in love with the process of writing, from the initial idea to the first draft through the 10th revision and editing stage.
  3.  Devote X minutes a day to learning about the craft of writing. Take a creative writing class, join a writing group, read blogs.
  4.  Devote X minutes a day to learning about the publishing industry.
  5. Banish fluff and vague words.
  6. Quit complaining about writer’s block.
  7. Learn to overcome your writer’s block. Read RX for Writer’s Block for ideas.
  8. Spend less time on Facebook and Twitter and more time on your manuscript.
  9. Organize your computer desktop, research notes, character charts etc. Read Idea Vault for ideas.
  10. Spend time observing the people, objects, and events around you. Read Authorveillance for ideas.
  11. Read other genres.
  12. Find a critique buddy, group and/or writing club.
  13. Worry less, write more.
  14. Save your manuscript in 3 places. For other words of wisdom read A Confucius Consultation.
  15. Devote less time to your favorite TV show and become more devoted to your manuscript.
  16. Build or revamp your platform.
  17. Start a blog. ( see #16 )
  18. Believe in yourself.
  19. Dream big.
  20. Never, never, NEVER give up.

MAY THE MUSE BE WITH YOU!!

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Giving Writerly Thanks

feed museJPGWriters love complaining and moaning, and I’ve done my share of that. But not today. Today I give thanks for the writing process.

  1. Waking up is fun. My mind is churning  with words-words-words  and plots-plots-plots.
  2. Coffee tastes good when I’m writing and even better when I’m editing.
  3. I’m never bored. There’s always a book to read and writing to be done.
  4. The internet is awesome. From finding the perfect mood music to taking a virtual tour to discovering a PDF file of a no-longer-in-existence text.
  5. My Smart Phone is a timesaver: I can surf the internet for research sites while standing in line at the grocery store.
  6. Facebook and Twitter make me laugh. Mostly.
  7. Straws. Yes, straws. When I’m writing I drink out of a straw. Less mishaps that way. I have reusable glass ones, so I even feel trendy while slurping.
  8. Microsoft Word. My college essays were written on a typewriter. I don’t know how writers managed to rewrite and edit back in the ‘old days.’
  9. My commute to work. It provides plenty of ( depending on traffic ) time to think, so when I arrive home I’m ready to hit the keyboard.
  10. Most of all, I’m thankful to have found an endeavor I’m passionate about .

What are YOU thankful  for?

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Got Research?

Screen Shot 2015-10-31 at 4.05.55 PMMany writers do a fair amount of research for their novels. Whether your genre is mystery, action-adventure, sci-fi, historical, urban fantasy, crime, or horror—writers are forever looking up facts to mix with the fiction.

Authors can spend at least a month researching a time period before beginning a new historical, and just as many weeks researching odd subject matter for other genres.

Lucky me, writing a million ( a small exaggeration )  college essays and a masters thesis taught me how to best catalogue and manage the plethora of research gathered along the way. I teach these same tips—learned the hard way—to my students.

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Shocking Writer Transmutations

Screen Shot 2015-10-25 at 8.59.40 AMWriters evolve. They learn the craft, make mistakes, correct their errors, develop their voice, and learn some more. The process takes time ( years ), requires lots and lots of writing and hours and hours of reading. But what they don’t tell you is that a writer actually morphs into the most frightening creatures each time they write a novel! That’s right! This change is far worse than the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde transformation. Far far more terrifying.

Here, my writing friends, is the true terror of a writer’s transmutation.

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Psychopath, Entrepreneur or…Writer?

4 traitsWhile researching personality traits for a main character I came across several articles about the similarities between psychopaths and entrepreneurs. Frightening, yes? Until I realized ambitious, goal-driven (or more accurately, obsessive) writers tend to fit the psychopath/entrepreneur profile!

Writing a novel, finishing a novel, rewriting your novel, revising the novel again and again, querying that novel, bouncing back from rejection…these tasks require a certain single-minded determination. Although there are days we feel more like psychopaths than entrepreneurs it behooves us to recognize that particular personality traits often determine our failures and successes.

Below is a 100% unscientific test that may determine if you share the same personality traits as a psychopath or entrepreneur.

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A Confucius Consultation

Confucius saysOnce in a while, research done for my current work in progress inspires a blog topic. And whether you call it serendipity or synchronicity, often a few golden research nuggets found along the way prove to be quite inspirational!

Here’s a few Chinese proverbs —and a writer’s take on them—that might be worth taping to your computer.

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10 Can-Do Traits Every Writer Needs

10 traits every writer needsThere are 10 can-do traits that an employer looks for in a prospective employee. Those same 10 traits also apply to a wanna-be author with plans to begin and finish writing their novel. Below are the 10 traits and how they apply to the novel-writing process. Do you have them all?

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Making the Most of Your Writing Hours

writing time“How do you find the time to write a novel while working full time?”

I get asked this question ALL the time by coworkers, friends, and aspiring authors. Writing a novel is time-consuming. It takes a whole lot of perseverance and ambition and stamina and self-control.

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10 Artifacts Every Writer Can Really Use

Screen Shot 2015-08-23 at 7.22.03 PMWriters are a curious bunch. We tend to be a tad superstitious when it comes to writing. A writing routine, a preferred chair, a favorite mug or coffee shop: All these—so we convince ourselves—provide the creative sanctuary to imagine plot, character, and conflict. Here are a few other notable objects that might also come in handy.

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Writer’s Grimoire page 3

Writers Grimoire page 3Spell for removing writer’s block!

Don’t ask where I found this ancient book! I can’t tell you ( the repercussions and all that ). But I will share the spells and incantations with you—hey, we writers need all the help we can get! And a little magic never hurt anyone either. In truth, any author or wanna-be struggling writer will tell you the act of creating is magic!

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Color Smarts

color smartsI love paint shopping. I have fun looking at the names assigned to  the hundred and hundreds of colors available. So many Reds-Blacks-Blues-Greens-Oranges-Whites-Purples-Pinks-Browns-Yellows and ALL the colors in between. Sometimes I think the folks who assigned the names are wanna-be novelists. They do know the importance of naming a color.

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Writer’s Grimoire page 2

Grimoire table of contents

Spell for Increasing Word Count! 

Don’t ask where I found this manuscript! I won’t tell you ( the repercussions and all that, you know ). But I will share the Writer’s Grimoire–hey, we writers need all the help we can get! A little magic or spirituality never hurt anyone either. In fact, any author or wanna-be author will tell you the very act of creating is magical!

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